when you dont have hp
when everything is about labels
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Saturday, May 30, 2009
"Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML"
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole. I got it." in plain english. FML
Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequins ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then proceeded to slap it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole. I got it." in plain english. FML
Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequins ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then proceeded to slap it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. FML
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Now come one come all to this tragic affair
Wipe off that makeup, what's in is despair
So throw on the black dress, mix in with the lot
You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not
If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see
You can find out firsthand what it's like to be me
So gather 'round piggies and kiss this goodbye
I'd encourage your smiles I'll expect you won't cry
Another contusion, my funeral jag
Here's my resignation, I'll serve it in drag
You've got front row seats to the penitence ball
When I grow up I want to be nothing at all.
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Liang Sheng~~ says:
Happy Mother's Day
- chris says:
WTF
oh
ps i thought u someone else
*paste onto greg*
:$(A) says:
WTF
HE DO TO ME ALSO
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!?
- chris says:
hey greg
i always wanted to say
happy mother's day
:$(A) says:
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
shit
:$(A) says:
fuck
he's gay
i swear
i told him
I'm a guy
he replied
- chris says:
lol i put on my blog liao
LOL
:$(A) says:
here's the convo
Liang Sheng~~ says:
well its ok
a father in future almost a father as well
:$(A) says:
but i intend to become priest leh
Liang Sheng~~ says:
oh?
Mother of Priest?
sounds cool?
wow
cool display pic
:$(A) says:
no srsly, i don't know what the fuck you talking about.
but yes, nice DP.
Liang Sheng~~ says:
lol
nvm
just wish u happy mother's day
:$(A) says:
fuck this shit yo.
Happy Mother's Day
- chris says:
WTF
oh
ps i thought u someone else
*paste onto greg*
:$(A) says:
WTF
HE DO TO ME ALSO
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!?
- chris says:
hey greg
i always wanted to say
happy mother's day
:$(A) says:
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY
shit
:$(A) says:
fuck
he's gay
i swear
i told him
I'm a guy
he replied
- chris says:
lol i put on my blog liao
LOL
:$(A) says:
here's the convo
Liang Sheng~~ says:
well its ok
a father in future almost a father as well
:$(A) says:
but i intend to become priest leh
Liang Sheng~~ says:
oh?
Mother of Priest?
sounds cool?
wow
cool display pic
:$(A) says:
no srsly, i don't know what the fuck you talking about.
but yes, nice DP.
Liang Sheng~~ says:
lol
nvm
just wish u happy mother's day
:$(A) says:
fuck this shit yo.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
http://xooxooo.blogspot.com/ for taiping's birthday pictures.
she's right the group pretty sweet with the new "kaiyuan".
FUCKFUCKFUCK MY IWEB PROJECT.
she's right the group pretty sweet with the new "kaiyuan".
FUCKFUCKFUCK MY IWEB PROJECT.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
here's something for the emo freaks.
"when you think you are at the lowest level of life, it can only get better."
"when you think you are at the lowest level of life, it can only get better."
Sunday, May 3, 2009
